how not to get a re-entry visa
on Rich in Nigeria (Nigeria), 26/Jul/2010 17:09, 34 days ago
This is an email exchange between a volunteer and an official at the National Planning commission (who have to approve our long term visas).I've taken the names out to hopefully prevent this being found by the guilty. My favorite bit is the use of "robust" as a compliment.There will be a proper post coming soon... but this should keep you going for a couple of days.************************************************************Dear Mr. E,I don’t know if you remember, but I am the VSO volunteer from Germany and we met during our visit at the National Planning Commission as well as at the Crystal Palace and the dinner at City View.As you might remember, my father is getting married beginning of September and as this is a one time experience in my life I would really like to attend the wedding.I was just wondering if I can support you in any way in order to obtain my multiple entry visa for Germany in time.Please let me know if I can support and I’ll be happy to do so.In the meantime I wish you a good Friday and an even better weekend,Viola************************************************************Dear Meg,Thanks a million for your interest in helping me attend your father's wedding as well as enjoy my four week stay (training programme) in Germany.I should be glad to have you truly support me obtain the multiple VISA. I guess we should mee to discuss it, since you are in Abuja.Best RegardsDr Sampson ENational Planning Commission************************************************************Dear Mr. E,of course we can meet. As I am in Abuja, the National Planning Commission is not far so just let me know when (date and time) it best suits you. Probably sometime after 4pm would be good.Regards,Viola************************************************************My dear Viola,Thanks for replying my mail promptly. I would like us to meet Tomorrow (Wednesday 07-07-2010) in my office by 4 .30pm. Please, confirm your availability. Or would you rather prefer somewhere else? Hope you are enjoying your service at the Federal Ministry of Education.Regards************************************************************Dear Dr. E,could you let me know the exact address again. I know more or less, where it is but just in case the taxi driver doesn’t know.Many thanks,Viola************************************************************Dear Viola,Please take a Taxi to NPC near THE DOME NIGHT CLUB following from National Hospital. That is the nearest landmark. Have a good day until then.Dr E************************************************************Dear Ms Viola,Thanks for paying us a visit yesterday.You just make me fell in love with you. You look more robust, friendly and captivating.You owe me the love.Have a beautiful dayRegards.Dr E************************************************************Dear Dr. E,Thanks for the email and compliments. I am happy to be your friend, but I don't think we should be talking about love. None of us owe the other anything. I respect you being open and friendly. Thank you for your understanding.Regards,Viola Huth************************************************************Dear Viola,Thanks a million for being frank to your heart.Best regards as usualDr E***********************************************************