Ten Things I'm Enjoying about Life in Orissa, India
on Richard Johnson (India), 10/Sep/2010 07:22, 34 days ago
1. That being chased, charged or nearly head-butted byColossus the Ox, who rules the muddy lanes of our neighbourhood, is considered a rite of passage for residence and has endeared me to several of my neighbours.2. That it is perfectly acceptable--or even advisable--to walk into an important meetingbarefoot, and further that it's quite all right to take off your shoes, walk around and stretch your toes in the middle of someone's power-point presentation.3. That in a culture where, in many circles, vegetarians are the majority, a "non-veg" person like myself endures no discrimination.4. That almost every time I approach the neighbourhoodegg shopfor my regular half-dozen-bag purchase, the guys have it all ready for me before I enter and playfully call out "six eggs," to which I echo "chuh undah" for my most-used Oriya phrase.5. That road trips come withelephant warnings.6. That every month when thecable guycomes to collect the bill of 175 rupees ($3.90), he inquires earnestly if everything is okay with the cable while he has me sign and date three different official forms and waits for my smile of satisfaction before he leaves.7. Thatstray dogs(almost) always prefer lounging on random piles of dirt to harassing humans.8. That after more than six months I can finally ride a motorcycle through a herd of imposingwater buffalowithout fear of being impaled by their foot-long horns.9. That the guy who comes into my office everyday to announce that it's time forlunch--which by all evidence is the only English word he knows--does so with an unaffected panache that befits the delicious meal I'm about to eat.10. That everyday when I walk home from the marketplace, a half dozen 3-5 year-old neighbourhood children run straight at me, laughing, tripping over each other in order to be the one (or two) to hold my handand walk me to my gate.And here's one more shot of Colossus the Ox...