Thank you for smoking
on Oly's Cambodia Blog (Cambodia), 20/Jul/2011 14:40, 34 days ago
These are challenging times for those of us who love and profit from smoking inCambodia.Happily this country remains one of the most free in the world.The ultral-liberal regime may still permit pretty open sale of guns, girls and ganja, but it also means you can still enjoy a guiltless cigarette just about anywhere.Two key forces ensure such freedoms continue here, in stark contrast to their growing erosion worldwide.Firsty - well, it’s the Economy, stupid!Conditions for business here are close to ideal.Staff costs are unbelievably low, workers do as they are told, and there are no irritations such as employment or health and safety legislation.What a breath of fresh air compared with the unionized, nanny-states of the west!What’s more, there is virtually no tax here!Tell that to any businessman– be he selling cigarettes or lung-cancer drugs – and his greedy little eyes will light up!In the absence of a legal framework, informal payments are necessary to ensure the right permissions and the avoidance of complications– but it’s just business, and everyone has their price.We’re not complaining - and we’re not exactly going to start a moral crusade are we?This is the crux of our commercial success here.As long as tobacco is understood to be good for the economy, employing staff and contributing to government finances, then we will be allowed to go about our lawful business in peace.InCambodiawe still draw in over 40% of adults and turnover more than a hundred million dollars a year– not to be wheezed at!Fortunately the alleged‘’costs’ of smoking - dubious estimates of healthcare expenditure, days lost to work and low productivity of dying smokers - are far less tangible (and largely borne by poor individuals not powerful politicians).Do you know how many Cambodians die every year from smoking-related diseases?Thought not– nor do the Ministry of Health!As long as we bankroll wages and proffer‘’informal payments’ our position will remain strong.Secondly, Education.Everyone knows cigarettes taste good.They are sociable, and sexy, an ideal cash cow in a country where half of the population are under 30.A pack of cigarettes is cheaper than a bowl of rice– it will even help stave off the hunger pangs!It’s true that cigarettes aren’t quite as integral to society as they once were.At weddings, Cambodian brides rarely offer their groom a cigarette, nor are packets placed on guests’ tables.In pagodas, it’s rare to see monks smoking, and not so common to offer tobacco on spirit houses.Even prime minister Hun Senno longer puffs in public.However, thanks to successful advertising, everyone knows of their choice of products and are reminded of the benefits of particular brands.Advertising penetration is both deep and culturally sensitive– not merely billboards in towns, but traditional banners in villages, and best of all scrolling messages on ubiquitous karaoke videos – genius!Of course we need to be smart: illiberal western-style legislation is threatened, and even a sympathetic government and a public rightly skeptical of authoritarian measures taken‘for their own good’’ may be forced by the powerful international health lobby to ban adverts.Don’t worry – most people here don’t see smoking as bad for their health – after all, with an average life expectancy of barely 60, folk have more immediate threats.Smoking is still widely socially acceptable– even in hospital wards (even by hospital staff in hospital wards!).Rest assured we will not sit idly and allow the interfering health lobby to prevail.We will protect our profits and the rights of smokers.Nobody does smoke and mirrors better than us!We are already diversifying our message delivery:see if you can spot our sponsorship of soap operas, paid-for magazine features, even teaching awards; look out for more subtle branding of Thai fashion products, subliminal pop and harnessing the addiction to khmer boxing.Even stronger than adverts are role models.Most children still see their parents or close relatives smoking, quietly preparing our next generation of customers.Better still, an astonishing number of westerners in Camboida give priceless help in reinforcing the message that smoking is cool.It couldn’t be better:despite countless reasons to think otherwise, white people are still held in great esteem and their actions closely watched and mimicked.So it’s a godsend to our industry to see so many pale puffers (some even working for NGOs with health programmes!) in the trendy bars ofPhnom Penhand Siem Reap.This is advertising that money simply cannot buy.Thank you so much for your support!So whilst the smoking freedoms of the rest of the world risk being extinguished by attacks from unelected anti-smoking lobbyists, I’m heartened to report that it’s business as usual here inCambodia.So thank you, once again, for smoking.