Ode to Wayne
on Sam Elrick (Uganda), 04/Jan/2010 09:03, 34 days ago
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In the wilds of Uganda, he's not sure what's a road and what's not,What once was a road seemed to disappear quite a lot.He can sniff out a gorilla where it's not supposed to be,Perhaps they are kindred spirits both wandering and free.He's fun to spend Christmas with, six hours stuck in a bog,And a never ending quest to find a big log.All was forgiven with a leopard and a smile,A day to remember for quite a while.The champagne brought him undone, down and out by ten,He awoke with black and gold nails, how could that happen.Wayne is so brave, in the frontline of the fireworks display,He protected me from so many dangers that day.Sometimes he is naughty and sometimes he is nice,But if he passes out before midnight, he's gonna pay the price.