Intolerable boredom
on Sam Elrick (Uganda), 23/Nov/2009 10:42, 34 days ago
Is this session on decentralisation every going to end,I have no idea what he's talking about, I'm being driven around the bend.If only he would stop talking, now, straight away,I would be so happy, it would bring an end to the day.But on and on and on and on and on he goes,It is making me glum, I am thinking of many woes.If I get run over or fall in a ditch on the way home tonight,I will have spent my last hours in intolerable boredom, it just wouldn't be right.Oh what can I do to make it all stop,We haven't got all night you know, I have to go to the shop.A desperate moment requires a desperate measure,It might be wrong to poison him but it would give me great pleasure.It would have to be a potion that would work very fast,Something like what Romeo and Juliet used, there would be peace at last.But also I have no poison, I am trapped in this place,I shall have to resort to putting a pillow over my face.Oh there is no pillow I have looked all around.Perhaps I could disappear into a hole in the ground.Oh I think it's official it's never going to be over,There would be more chance of finding a four leaf clover.He is still talking, going on and on,Now I am starting to feel quite wan.Everyone is restless, Ed and Michelle just made a run for it,They are very clever, the rest of us just stay and sit.My bottom is getting sore, I think its lost blood supplyAnd others are getting attacked by small creatures that fly.Oh no surely someone is coming to save us,They could send in the army if it's not too much fuss.We could escape to exile in the DRC,It might not be perfect but at least we'd be free.Oh we're onto the conclusion could it be ending at last,If only there was a remote control that could make him go fast.If it doesn't finish soon I think I might die,It would be such a waste, folk would be wondering why.Oh he's finished at last no need to snuff it,I'm glad I survived now its time to split.Oh my god! No questions please,I can't even breath now, I am starting to wheeze.Please finish now, it's almost five,And most of us are barely alive.He's still going, I am not sure what language he talks,I hope that when I finally get up my legs can still walk.Oh my god it's the end at last,Thanks for the memories but it was hardly a blast.