The Great Beer Hair-rinsing Experiment
on Sam Elrick (Uganda), 12/Nov/2009 05:17, 34 days ago
It was something that seemed like a good idea at the time,But many have exclaimed that such a waste of beer is surely a crime.In the name of science, it just had to be done,And we'd all gone a bit bonkers, too much time in the sun.So at exactly beer-o'clock we got ready by the pool,Draped in green towels we were looking pretty cool.The Nile Special was poured with great care over my head,It tingled as it went on, 'that means it's working' they said.The experiment was conducted with great precision,Everyone had a role to play, there was no indecision.Jan massaged my head and I drank one more beer,The non-believer among us thought we were all queer.I rinsed off the beer in the best shower I've had in a while,I came out feeling fresh, looking lean and agile.As the hours went by my hair started to shine,If I say so myself it was looking pretty fine.So the experiment is over and the results are in,To rinse your hair in beer is not such a sin.It's out with shampoo, I'm afraid its become a has-been,A beer-rinse once a month will keep your locks shiny and clean.